The director of an aquarium and the ops manager were checking the place out one day after some renovations. The ops manager upon coming to the dolphin tank remarked "We put in a D-67 TurboMax Aerator last week-end but you know, I've been thinking about it, and I am not so sure it'll be strong enough."

The director, who had 20 years of ops experience behind him, asked "Well, was it the D-67 'A' or 'B' model?"

"'A'," replied the ops manager.

"Hmmm," mused the director. "I think the D-67 A will be sufficient for our porpoises."

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Does anyone believe this? It's totally implausible. I think the Israeli cop came across an assassin and got into a quick-draw situation and lost. And I think the fact and identity (if known by Israel) of the assassin(s) is being kept mum in order to avoid a WWI-type scenario. (Remember that? Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated and all hell broke loose. This is not a lesson lost on Israel or anyone else)

One of these days, it's not going to work. There won't be any way to keep it hush-hush.

So in the not-so-distant past (like, this past week-end), one of my regulars asked me, "Why haven't you posted?" Well, this is flattering-- glad to see someone is reading out there! So she said, "Post something", so here it is. It's a big shout out to my home-g Sandy herself, the one who said, "Where be the post, yo?" I say, "Yo, home-g!! Thanks for the top-dawg work on the ring recovery!" Yes, she found a ring my fiancee had given me that I had misplaced. So she gets an extra-special "Yo!"

Otherwise, not much to report-- I know that sounds dull, but such is life. Not too exciting but that's kind of how I like it. :)