Dateline: The table right next to the back exit in the Chili's at O'Hare Airport (via the miracle of cellular broadband):

Stranded in Chicago!! Well it isn't that bad. My flight has been delayed by oh, 3 hours. But I am told this is not so unusual. And it has been a lot more pleasant an experience than it could have been. I tried this device for the first time and if my ROC-->ORD experience is any indication, it looks like the thing works! This is very good news. I get airsick just thinking about flying and I had not a moment of it while using it. So I guess the full test will come when I actually finish the last leg. Oh yeah, I'm going to Salt Lake City. It's for work. My colleagues have a bet that I will return converted to LDS, own 14 white button-down shirts, and married to three women and already have 19 kids in tow. All in 12 days? Now that'd be a feat! Oh yeah, I also want to recommend portable DVD players. Made the flight go by yet even faster in the absence of an overwhelming desire to barf in the aisle. Now, I think, I won't hate traveling so much anymore.

And good thing I don't bet. I was 110% certain New England would mop up the floor with the Giants, but 'twas not to be. I do believe yesterday's game will be known as "The Miracle in Arizona" for years to come.