I am utterly devastated. I just found out Billie Piper is marrying some needle-nose this New Year's. I can't stand it. I have been ga-ga for her since seeing her as Rose on the new Dr. Who, and now this, my entire fantasy world wherein she and I meet casually in Paris, she falls madly for me, and we run off together has been demolished.

And you thought only girls had these kinds of fantasies.