I got some insider info. Out of 180 applicants to the PA program, they take 8 transfers. Transfers acceptance rate: ~4.4%.
So, I called the local hospital’s H/R dept and left them a message. I thought maybe, if I try real hard, I can get a job cleaning out labware and maybe mopping up vomit.
Well, I just I got a return call from the hospital. They said they had an opening for someone to clean the dead rats out from under the steam turbine system attached to the incinerator used to destroy the diseased and decaying human tissues and infected human and animal waste generated in the hospital. The system is in the lowest basement level, but that despite the lack of lighting, I could bring my own flashlight if I wanted, and they would let me wear clothes, but only part of the time, as there were recesses under the machine that were so narrow that clothing wasn’t practical. And, it was only a day-job, and paid nothing, as it was a volunteer position. In fact, they said I had to pay them $30 for the paperwork processing. And they needed me to start at 0500.
I told them I’d see them in the morning.
>)
So, I called the local hospital’s H/R dept and left them a message. I thought maybe, if I try real hard, I can get a job cleaning out labware and maybe mopping up vomit.
Well, I just I got a return call from the hospital. They said they had an opening for someone to clean the dead rats out from under the steam turbine system attached to the incinerator used to destroy the diseased and decaying human tissues and infected human and animal waste generated in the hospital. The system is in the lowest basement level, but that despite the lack of lighting, I could bring my own flashlight if I wanted, and they would let me wear clothes, but only part of the time, as there were recesses under the machine that were so narrow that clothing wasn’t practical. And, it was only a day-job, and paid nothing, as it was a volunteer position. In fact, they said I had to pay them $30 for the paperwork processing. And they needed me to start at 0500.
I told them I’d see them in the morning.
>)
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