Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I voted today. This is what I did... I went to my polling place, signed in, closed the curtain in the booth, repeatedly beat my forehead against the voting levers until they pulled me out of it (and it wasn't easy-- those election officers are all at least 70 years old and not as strong as they used to be. It took eight of them just to get me out of the machine. By then though, the police had shown up.) It was pretty messy, blood and pieces of my scalp all over the place. Anyway, the cops placed me into "mental health custody" and an ambulance came and took me to the hospital. The D.A. is considering filing charges pending a psychological evaluation. Let's keep fingers crossed that they think I'm crazy and just cut me loose.

Gotta run now... I hear footsteps and if they catch me here at the nursing station's computer, who knows what they'll do. Bye!

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